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Green Soldiers Heroes Review

You get fifteen minutes of on-rails shooting where you don’t get to move or even aim - not really. Green Soldiers Heroes does all of this for you, whether you like it or not.

Heavy Burden Review

We implore you: read the myth of Sisyphus or snuggle up with the works of Camus instead. Heavy Burden is no way to brush up on either.

The Super Penguboy Review

It may have a penguin on the cover, but The Super Penguboy is a lame duck.

Skull Island: Rise of Kong Review

Skull Island: Rise of Kong is a turd. It’s a turd the size of which Kong would be proud.

Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace Review

Lacking the novel concepts of the first game, Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace feels very run-of-the-mill as a result.

Ships Simulator Review

Ships Simulator is a voyage into the tedious, but the inexcusable visuals drag this one down to the depths.

Krampus Kills Review

If you find Krampus Kills in your Christmas stocking, you’ve clearly been very naughty indeed. 

Megalan 11 Review

Megalan 11 just isn’t fun. There is no sense of jeopardy, no sense of danger, no sense of impending doom if you don’t escape...

Babol the Walking Box Review

Babol the Walking Box feels like the original Crash Bandicoot, but worse in every conceivable way.

Police Simulator: Patrol Officers Review

Police Simulator: Patrol Officers should be handing in its badge for lack of care to the community, well before its shift is over. 

41 Hours Review

There’s a chance that you’ll have had enough of 41 Hours after just 41 minutes, never mind the 20+ hours that are claimed for full completion.

Little Mage Adventure Review

Little Mage Adventure has got all the challenge and satisfaction of putting the bins out, but thirty times over. 

Plunder Panic Review

The action is too frenetic that any enjoyment you could get out of Plunder Panic is stunted by not knowing what is going on around you. With fewer players you can get a bit of enjoyment out of it, but even that quickly goes.

Superola Champion Edition Review

The era of endless runners is over now, and Superola Champion Edition makes sure it goes out with a whimper.

Strategic Mind: The Pacific Review

If Strategic Mind: The Pacific could have been streamlined a little, optimised for the console market, it could have been a contender, but as it is the obstacles to just getting on with the game are too damn high. And that's a shame. A massive shame.

King Leo Review

Unfortunately, if we told you that King Leo was worth playing, we’d be lion. 

Minigolf Adventure Review

Oh, Minigolf Adventure, what an unfathomable mess you are.

Drunken Fist 2: Zombie Hangover Review

Drunken Fist 2: Zombie Hangover’s core issues remain since the first outing, but some small improvements have been made. Despite this, on balance it will take a lot more to make this a game to recommend.

Box Dash Review

Box Dash feels about as enjoyable and fluid to control as an actual cardboard box. 

Darkland II Review

The best way to describe Darkland II is that it’s the platforming equivalent of writing lines in detention.

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