1.5/5 Review Archives | TheXboxHub https://www.thexboxhub.com/category/reviews/1-5-5-review/ Xbox and Game Pass news, reviews, videos and opinions Sat, 30 Dec 2023 13:14:47 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 Green Soldiers Heroes Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/green-soldiers-heroes-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/green-soldiers-heroes-review/#respond Sat, 30 Dec 2023 13:14:39 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=149101 You get fifteen minutes of on-rails shooting where you don’t get to move or even aim - not really. Green Soldiers Heroes does all of this for you, whether you like it or not.

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Heavy Burden Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/heavy-burden-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/heavy-burden-review/#respond Wed, 13 Dec 2023 10:52:44 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=148483 We implore you: read the myth of Sisyphus or snuggle up with the works of Camus instead. Heavy Burden is no way to brush up on either.

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The Super Penguboy Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/the-super-penguboy-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/the-super-penguboy-review/#respond Tue, 07 Nov 2023 18:15:25 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=147228 It may have a penguin on the cover, but The Super Penguboy is a lame duck.

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Skull Island: Rise of Kong Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/skull-island-rise-of-kong-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/skull-island-rise-of-kong-review/#respond Sat, 28 Oct 2023 18:04:35 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=146789 Skull Island: Rise of Kong is a turd. It’s a turd the size of which Kong would be proud.

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Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/cyber-citizen-shockman-2-a-new-menace-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/cyber-citizen-shockman-2-a-new-menace-review/#respond Sat, 30 Sep 2023 18:00:57 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=145630 Lacking the novel concepts of the first game, Cyber Citizen Shockman 2: A New Menace feels very run-of-the-mill as a result.

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Escape From Terror City Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/escape-from-terror-city-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/escape-from-terror-city-review/#respond Wed, 20 Sep 2023 17:14:11 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=145213 Escape From Terror City looks bad, plays very poorly, and is about as much fun as trapping your fingers in a door.

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Fool’s Paradise – Film Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/fools-paradise-film-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/fools-paradise-film-review/#respond Mon, 18 Sep 2023 05:24:00 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=145059 We can’t fathom how the screenplay for Fool’s Paradise could have been worked on for decades.

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Sapu Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/sapu-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/sapu-review/#respond Sat, 16 Sep 2023 15:18:11 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=145011 If you’ve ever wondered what early game builds might be like, play Sapu.

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XEL Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/xel-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/xel-review/#respond Tue, 12 Sep 2023 18:57:47 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=144765 For the good - the visuals, audio, navigation of paths and occasional combat moments - there are tens of things in XEL that will hold you back.

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Children of the Corn (2023) – Film Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/children-of-the-corn-2023-film-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/children-of-the-corn-2023-film-review/#respond Sun, 10 Sep 2023 12:46:21 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=144669 Children of the Corn (2023) is just about the least horrifying of horror movies that we’ve watched in the past few years.

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Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/gnomes-garden-8-return-of-the-queen-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/gnomes-garden-8-return-of-the-queen-review/#respond Sun, 27 Aug 2023 14:57:26 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=144102 What we’re left with is half a game. Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen stops abruptly halfway, thanks to a critical save bug, and it’s a flip of a coin whether you will emerge with your save game in one piece afterwards. At the moment it’s a no-brainer - don’t dare play this. Wait and see if 8floor address the issue.

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Hypnotic – Film Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/hypnotic-film-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/hypnotic-film-review/#respond Sun, 30 Jul 2023 12:40:32 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=142828 We stopped caring as reality after reality was proven to be fake, until we reached the point where Hypnotic became an unwitting comedy.

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Greyhill Incident Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/greyhill-incident-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/greyhill-incident-review/#respond Sun, 09 Jul 2023 12:10:47 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=141873 Greyhill Incident feels like an unfortunate swing and a miss at a hugely underused slice of horror. Using Greys as a threat should make for a rather tense and scary alien abduction experience, but whilst Greyhill Incident is indeed horrific, sadly it is done so in all the wrong ways.

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Age of Solitaire: Build Civilization Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/age-of-solitaire-build-civilization-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/age-of-solitaire-build-civilization-review/#respond Mon, 26 Jun 2023 08:04:02 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=141229 Age of Solitaire: Build Civilization is one of the best-looking solitaire games we’ve played, but it’s a fancy wrapper on some unmitigated tosh. 

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Blacksmith Forger Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/blacksmith-forger-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/blacksmith-forger-review/#respond Sun, 21 May 2023 14:17:02 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=140089 If Blacksmith Forger was a free-to-play mobile game, we’d be complaining about the lack of material. You could barely make some tinfoil out of it. When there are dozens of alternatives for Overcooked!-style games, you’d have to be desperate to pick Blacksmith Forger out of the line-up.

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90” Soccer Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/90-soccer-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/90-soccer-review/#respond Sat, 20 May 2023 15:51:42 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=140069 The 90 seconds is less about the length of matches, and more about its shelf life. You’re going to retire 90” Soccer faster than you can say Jack Wilshere.

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Sentry Paragon Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/sentry-paragon-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/sentry-paragon-review/#respond Mon, 20 Mar 2023 14:31:16 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=137457 Sentry Paragon feels like a cash grab in the worst possible way.

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CyberHeroes Arena DX Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/cyberheroes-arena-dx-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/cyberheroes-arena-dx-review/#respond Sun, 26 Feb 2023 21:09:03 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=136571 You’d be best off avoiding CyberHeroes Arena DX and spending your time with Vampire Survivors instead.

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Legendary Heroes Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/legendary-heroes-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/legendary-heroes-review/#respond Sun, 19 Feb 2023 13:18:43 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=136247 If Legendary Heroes was a fun, dynamic MOBA, all of the grindy free-to-play balancing and legacy systems might have been forgivable. But it really isn’t.

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Touchdown Pinball Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/touchdown-pinball-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/touchdown-pinball-review/#respond Fri, 17 Feb 2023 19:07:41 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=136172 You can’t argue with the price of Touchdown Pinball, but it very much feels like a case of getting what you pay for.

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Ships Simulator Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/ships-simulator-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/ships-simulator-review/#respond Sat, 07 Jan 2023 10:44:27 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=134587 Ships Simulator is a voyage into the tedious, but the inexcusable visuals drag this one down to the depths.

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Krampus Kills Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/krampus-kills-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/krampus-kills-review/#respond Wed, 28 Dec 2022 16:16:22 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=134331 If you find Krampus Kills in your Christmas stocking, you’ve clearly been very naughty indeed. 

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Megalan 11 Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/megalan-11-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/megalan-11-review/#respond Mon, 19 Dec 2022 19:38:52 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=134101 Megalan 11 just isn’t fun. There is no sense of jeopardy, no sense of danger, no sense of impending doom if you don’t escape...

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Babol the Walking Box Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/babol-the-walking-box-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/babol-the-walking-box-review/#respond Fri, 25 Nov 2022 11:33:39 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=133026 Babol the Walking Box feels like the original Crash Bandicoot, but worse in every conceivable way.

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Police Simulator: Patrol Officers Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/police-simulator-patrol-officers-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/police-simulator-patrol-officers-review/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2022 14:00:00 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=132414 Police Simulator: Patrol Officers should be handing in its badge for lack of care to the community, well before its shift is over. 

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41 Hours Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/41-hours-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/41-hours-review/#respond Mon, 31 Oct 2022 15:19:18 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=132024 There’s a chance that you’ll have had enough of 41 Hours after just 41 minutes, never mind the 20+ hours that are claimed for full completion.

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Little Mage Adventure Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/little-mage-adventure-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/little-mage-adventure-review/#respond Wed, 26 Oct 2022 11:43:00 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=131763 Little Mage Adventure has got all the challenge and satisfaction of putting the bins out, but thirty times over. 

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Plunder Panic Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/plunder-panic-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/plunder-panic-review/#respond Sat, 15 Oct 2022 16:00:07 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=131335 The action is too frenetic that any enjoyment you could get out of Plunder Panic is stunted by not knowing what is going on around you. With fewer players you can get a bit of enjoyment out of it, but even that quickly goes.

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Superola Champion Edition Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/superola-champion-edition-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/superola-champion-edition-review/#respond Mon, 29 Aug 2022 17:24:18 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=129415 The era of endless runners is over now, and Superola Champion Edition makes sure it goes out with a whimper.

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Strategic Mind: The Pacific Review https://www.thexboxhub.com/strategic-mind-the-pacific-review/ https://www.thexboxhub.com/strategic-mind-the-pacific-review/#respond Mon, 01 Aug 2022 14:07:42 +0000 https://www.thexboxhub.com/?p=128237 If Strategic Mind: The Pacific could have been streamlined a little, optimised for the console market, it could have been a contender, but as it is the obstacles to just getting on with the game are too damn high. And that's a shame. A massive shame.

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