2/5 Review

Blade of Darkness Review

Blade of Darkness will make you appreciate the games we have these days.

Aery – Calm Mind 4 Review

Aery - Calm Mind 4 is about the twelfth regurgitation too far.

Pipe Dream Xbox Edition Review

Pipe Dream has the barest whisper of a puzzle-platforming idea, and only gets ten minutes into exploring it.

Smoots Pinball Review

For fans of pinball, Smoots Pinball is a definite avoid. Even for younger gamers, arguably who the game is really pitched at, there still isn’t really much to recommend here.

Crashy Laps Review

Crashy Laps very much does what it says on the tin, chucking you into an old school racer that is intent on crashing. Poor visuals, terrible audio and a 'feel’ that is nothing short of unique fail to help this racer speed away from the grid, let alone be able to compete for podiums.

Revhead Review

I can’t recommend Revhead to anyone who doesn't have actual grease under their fingernails.

Gastro Force Review

Gastro Force is quite obviously a DOOM clone, but after playing it, you will probably find yourself better off with the originals if you want that retro hit. If the addition of a Y-axis is the best it can do, then that is a clear sign of how poor the rest of the game is.

Truth Review

If Truth was camp, funny, surprising or intriguing, then it would have some leeway.

Paint – Film Review

Paint has such little respect for its characters that it becomes a hard watch. Catch some Bob Ross reruns instead.

DPS Idle Review

We can’t wave the red flag fast and hard enough: DPS Idle is not ready to play.

The Rabbit Crazy Adventure Review

Sure, The Rabbit Crazy Adventure is functional, and we managed to cross the finish line, but that’s no measure of a good game.

Zombie Derby Review

There's some cheap and easy Xbox Gamerscore on offer if you must boost your numbers, but otherwise Zombie Derby is a game that'll be over in an evening, swiftly removed from the hard-drive thereafter.

Fruit Adventure Review

Pick up Fruit Adventure if you want 2000 Gamerscore and the barest bones of a platformer. But you will feel dirty having bought it. Oh so dirty.

Mr. Brocco & Co. Review

Mr. Brocco & Co.’s message of ‘eat your veggies’ gets undermined.

Fast X – Film Review

Jason Momoa is a spark plug, a single redeeming element that is trying to zap it into life, but Fast X has all of the speed and energy of a school bus. 

Cyber Citizen Shockman Review

For a game as old as Cyber Citizen Shockman, it has some novel ideas such as a world map and specific rewards for completing certain levels.

War Mongrels Review

There is a good game, a compelling game even, fighting to get out of War Mongrels, but it is buried under a pile of duff controls and absurd difficulty.

City Limits Review

City Limits is very chill, and whilst that shouldn’t be a substitute for the word ‘boring’, it isn’t very good either. With limited scope and limited gameplay, the only thing elongating it are laborious achievements.

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator Review

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator is like watching a summer holiday by the pool via CCTV, as you passively accumulate achievements.

Kuroi Tsubasa Review

Kuroi Tsubasa is a visual novel that has a great demon-hunting concept and no intention of delivering on it.

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